I only have 5 days left in the states, and about 1,000+ things to do! Argh!
Anyways, I had the pleasure of seeing two of my bestest friends tonight-- I can now rest easy.
Random update of the day. I read this on a blog, and it's a must "re-post"
Twenty-something Bar Patron #1: Has your girlfriend ever walked in on you when you were rubbing one out?
Twenty-something Bar Patron #2: ummm, no.
TSBP1: Tracy went out with some of her friends for Girls Night last night. She told me she was staying at her place, so I didn’t expect her. About midnight she changed her mind, comes to my place and walks in on me while I’m multi-jacking…
TSBP1: You know – jacking off while you’re doing something else.
TSBP2: What else can you do while jacking off?
TSBP1: Porn on the computer, MSNBC on the TV
TSBP2: Wouldn’t that make it poli-jacking?